i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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