think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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