I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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