he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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