drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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