i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
