Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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