We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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