yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
There r osticjed everywhere
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
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