I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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