What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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