I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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