You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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