Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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