i barfeds in our rink
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
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