i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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