In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Randomize
