i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
ttyl tear gas
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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