I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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