we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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