Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
If that was your dad, he is hot
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I supernannyed him into submission
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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