Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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