yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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