New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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