So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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