it hurts more in the daytime
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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