...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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