After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
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