i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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