I didn't shave. On purpose
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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