Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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