Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
