I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
