WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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