At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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