i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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