so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
ugly people sure do ruin things
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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