We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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