I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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