once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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