Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Randomize
