I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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