he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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