i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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