If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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