did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
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