If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Randomize