I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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