does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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