The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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