We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Just pee around me
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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