I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
third nipple confirmed
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
