Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I have already put on my inside pants.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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