So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Are these your boobs on my camera?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
