We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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